Album Reviews
Billie Eilish- Happier Than Ever
Rating: 7 Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: I Didn’t Change My Number, Billie Bossa Nova, Oxytocin, OverHeated, NDA, Happier Than Ever Least Fav: Not My Responsibility, Everybody Dies
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Olivia Rodrigo- Sour
Rating: 7.5 Diagnosis: Alive & Well❤️ Fav Tracks: brutal, deja vu, good 4 u, enough for you, jealousy, jealousy, favroite crime Least Fav: drivers license
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J. Cole- The Off-Season
Rating: 6.5 Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: punchin’ the clock, pride is the devil, let go my hand, close, hunger on hillside Least Fav: 100.mil’
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BROCKHAMPTON- ROADRUNNER: NEW LIGHT, NEW MACHINE
Rating: 7 Diagnosis: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: Bankroll, The Light, Windows, What’s The Occasion, Don’t Shoot Up The Party, Dear Lord, The Light PT. II Least Fav: Chain On, I’ll Take You On
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Demi Lovato- Dancing With The Devil…The Art of Starting Over
Rating: 5 Diagnosis: unknown👽 Fav Tracks: ICU (Madison’s Lullabye), The Art Of Starting Over, The Way You Don’t Look At Me, My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriend Least Fav: 15 Minutes, California Sober
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Lana Del Rey- Chemtrails Over the Country Club
Rating: 5 Diagnosis: unknown👽 Fav Tracks: White Dress, Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dark But Just a Game Least Fav: Let Me Love You Like A Women, Breaking Up Slowly
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Justin Bieber- Justice
Rating: 3.5 Vital Status: Dead💀 Fav Tracks: Off My Face, Hold On, Peaches, Lonely Least Fav: Somebody, Love You Different, Love By You
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Grouplove- This Is This
Rating: 3.5 Vital Status: Dead💀 Fav Tracks: Deadline, Oxygen Swimming Least Fav: Primetime, This Is The End, Seagulls, Shake That Ass, Shout
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Genesis Owusu- Smiling with No Teeth
Rating: 8.5 Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️ Fav Tracks: On the Move!, The Other Black Dog, Centrefold, Don’t Need You, Drown, I Don’t See Colour, Black Dogs!, Whip Cracker, A Song About Fishing, Bye Bye Least Fav: Gold Chains
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Florida Georgia Line- Life Rolls On
Rating: 1.5 Vital Status: Dead 💀 Fav Tracks: Interlude Least Fav: Long Live, Life Looks Good, Countryside, Always Gonna Love You, I Love My Country, Long Time Comin’, Ain’t Worried Bout It, Beer:30, New Truck, U.S. Stronger, Life Rolls On
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Black Dresses- Forever In Your Heart
Rating: 6.5 Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: Bulldozer, Heaven, Waiting 42moro, We’ll Figure it Out, Perfect Teeth, Zero Ultra, (Can’t) Keep It Together Least Fav: Concrete Bubble, Silver Bells, Gone In An Instant
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Slowthai- Tyron
Rating: 7 Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: 45 SMOKE, MAZZA, VEX, i tried, push, feel away, adhd Least Fav: PLAY WITH FIRE
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Weezer- OK Human
Rating: 8.5 Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️ Fav Tracks: All My Favorite Songs, Aloo Gobi, Grapes of Wrath, Numbers, Playing My Piano, Bird With A Broken Wing, Dead Roses Least Fav: Screens
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Madlib- Sound Ancestors
Rating: 8 Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️ Fav Tracks: The Call, Road of the Lonely Ones, Dirtknock, Loose Goose, Two for 2 (For Dilla), Duumbiyay Least Fav: Hang Out (Phone Off)
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Playboi Carti- Whole Lotta Red
Rating: 7 Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴 Fav Tracks: Rockstar Made, Stop Breathing, Vamp Anthem, Control, On That Time, Sky, Die4Guy Least Fav: Go2DaMoon, JumpOutTheHouse, Punk Monk Length: 1 hour 3min
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Paul McCartney- McCartney III
Rating: 7 Analogy: You find out your grandfather still rocks! Genre: Rock Length: 45min
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Kid Cudi- Man On the Moon III: The Chosen
Rating: 5.5 Vital Status: Unknown Analogy: Just imagine Kid Cudi singing all of Travis Scott features Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap Length: 58min
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Taylor Swift- Evermore
Rating: 6.5 Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴 Analogy: You’re lying in your bed, just thinking, with nothing to do all day and end up falling asleep Genre: Alternative Length: 1 hour
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Rico Nasty- Nightmare Vacation
Rating: 6 Vital Status: Alive and Stable😴 Analogy: You’re use to someone yelling at you and when they don’t your relationship with them feels unnatural Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap Length: 40min
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Megan Thee Stallion- Good News
Rating: 6 Vital Status: Alive & Stable😴 Analogy: When you realize who the dominant person is in the bedroom. Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap Length: 50min
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2 Chainz- So Help Me God!
Rating: 5.5 Vital Status: Unknown Analogy: You’ve been listening to an old head talk about his past for an hour and you’re not sure if you want to leave Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap Length: 50min
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Future & Lil Uzi Vert- Pluto x Baby Pluto
Rating: 4 Vitals Status: Dead 💀 Analogy: Your brain can’t conceive another thought besides money, fashion, and women. Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap Length: 54min
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Clipping.- Visions of Bodies Being Burned
Rating: 8.5 Vital Status: Alive & Well ❤️ Analogy: You fell asleep into a nightmare that pushes you through blood curdling scenarios Genre: Experimental Hip Hop Length: 53min
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Charli XCX- how i’m feeling now
Rating: 8.5 Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️ Analogy: You’re at a dance club and every song played continues to hit your emotional notes Genre: Pop Length: 37min
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Rina Sawayama- Sawayama
Rating: 8.5 Vital Status: Alive & Well❤️ Analogy: A party where the theme is general but every room you walk into has its own vibe Genre: Alternative Length: 44min
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